🤪J🤪KES

Here's your hilarious joke:

Chief Running Deer About three years ago, driving through Arizona, I had to stop and pee. I went into a small gas station and there was an Indian guy there sitting at a table in full Indian Chief Regalia. A small sign said "Chief Running Deer. Greatest memory in the world. Ask any question for $1." I figured I'd play along with the tourist trap, gave him a dollar, asked "What did you have for breakfast two years ago today?" He looked thoughtful for a few seconds, looked at me and said "eggs." Of course, easy answer to a dumb easy question. I laughed a bit, thanked him, and went on my way. About two weeks ago, I was driving through Arizona and stopped at the same place and he was still there. I decided to fuck with him. As I walked past him, I raised my right hand, and just like in the old time movies, greeted him with "How!" He looked at me with a stern face, and said "Scrambled."