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A beer and a prostitute This guy breaks down in a small town while crossing the country and his car is going to take over night to repair. So he goes across the street to the only hotel gets a room. Then he goes across the street to the only bar. He goes up to the bartender and say "man all I want right now is a beer and a prostitute" Bartender says "well here's a beer but I don't have and prostitutes all I have is Bob in the corner over there" Guy say "well I'm not really into that type of shit" So he keeps drinking and he's lonly he in this little town doesn't know anybody so he looks and say "you know what man I'm drunk I really need to get laid you know what I change my mind I'll take bob" Bartender say "alright I just need $200 and two other guys" Guy says "well I got the money but what are the two other guys for?" Bartender say "because bobs not really into that type of shit either!"