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Here's your hilarious joke:

The fishing trip So four high school friends have gone fishing together every year for the last two decades. That was until this year, when Jim had to inform the group he couldn't make it. "Look, it's the wife. She's been saying I haven't been spending enough time with her." Of course, the others were upset but told him they couldn't rearrange all the schedules to make it work out this year, so they stuck to the date. The morning of trip, the guys are unloading on the dock when Jim comes running up with his stuff. "What's the deal, Jim?" asked one of the fishermen. "So I came home from work last night and I found my wife in the bedroom. She was laying down with a spool of rope, some duct tape and a ball-gag, and told me how she's been reading *50 Shades of Grey*. She told me to tie her up and do anything I want. So, uhh, here I am!"