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I never take risk while drinking It's long but read it .. This one is hilarious.. I never take risk while drinking When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Mona Lisa is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is aware of it Becoz I never take a risk I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink Quickly enjoy one shot Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard Mona Lisa is giving a smile I peep into the kitchen Wife is cutting potatoes No one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk I to my wife : Any news on Smith's daughter's marriage Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle I take out the glass from the old rack above sink Quickly enjoy one shot Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard But still no one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk I to Wife : But still I think Smith's daughter's age is not that much Wife: What are you saying? She is 36 yrs old... like an aged horse I: (I forgot her age is 36) Oh Oh... I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard But the cupboard's place has automatically changed I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one shot in the sink Mona Lisa laughs loudly I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Mona Lisa's photo & keep it in the black cupboard Wife is keeping the sink on the stove But still no one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. Smith a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue...! Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly... I take out the bottle from the potatoes Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a shot Wash the sink and keep it over the rack Wife is giving a smile Mona Lisa is still cooking but still no one is aware of what I did Becoz I never take a risk I to Wife : (laughing) So Smith is marrying a horse!! Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face... I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack Stove is also on the rack There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside I peep and see that wife is enjoying a shot in the sink But none of the horses are aware of what I did Becoz Mona Lisa never takes a risk Smith is still cooking And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing Becoz you know I never take a potato Cheers