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Here's your hilarious joke:

A woman is sitting in a bar, drinking and depressed... A man walks in and sits next to her. He, too, is drinking and depressed. After a time, the man asks the woman, "What are you so depressed about?" She says, "My husband left me because he thought I was too kinky." He says, "Really? My wife left me because she thought I was too kinky!" They order another drink, and she says to him, ''Hey listen, we're both adults here, and it looks like we might have a little something in common . . . whaddya say we go back to my place and see what happens?" He says, "Sounds like a great idea!" And they finish their drinks and leave. When they get to her place, she says to him, "Wait right here, I'm going to go change into something a little more comfortable." She goes to her bedroom and puts on some black leather boots with six-inch heels, a leather mini-skirt, a rubber bra with the nipples cut out, a dog collar, and a leather hood. She then grabs a riding crop and some handcuffs and saunters seductively out to the living room where she sees the guy putting on his coat and hat and heading out the door. "Where ya going?" she asks. "I thought we were going to get kinky?" Hey!" he says, "I fucked your dog, I shit in your purse . . . I'm outta here!