Here's your hilarious joke:

The Old Jew. One day an old jewish man, after many years of work running a small dime store, is eventually about to die. Before he passes away all his family is gathered around his deathbed. Slowly he asks : "Are you here, my wife, Ahouva ?". "Yes I am." his wife answered. "Are you here my elder son, Abraham ?" The old man continued. "Yes I am, father." his son replied. "Are you here, Adiel ?" "Yes I am, father" The younger child replied. "Is Lavi here ?" "Yes he is" one replied. Then even slower : " Is *everyone* here ?" "Yes, father" The older son replied. "THEN WHO THE HELL IS RUNING THE BUSINESS !?"

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