"A rat was sitting in a bar looking all exhausted"

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Here's your hilarious joke:

A rat was sitting in a bar looking all exhausted. the bartender taking a notice of this asked him "You look tired mate, you alright?". To which the rat replied "I'm great, i just had sex with a giraffe". "Oh? that's awesome!" said the bartender, "why do you look so exhausted then?". "Because between fucking and kissing i had to run 20miles!"

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