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Here's your hilarious joke:

A teenage boy goes fishing with his grandpa every year during the summer... They're on the boat one hot day and grandpa's sipping on a nice ice cold beer; he brings a whole cooler of beers every day. The boy says, "Gee grandpa, that beer sure looks tasty, can I have one?" Grandpa replies, "Well, that depends sonny, is your dick long enough to touch your asshole?" "Ummm.....no..." "Well, you can't have a beer then." The boy goes on another fishing trip with his grandpa next summer. He sees his grandpa having a beer on another blistering hot day. "Grandpa, can I pleeeeaasseee have a beer?" "Is your dick long enough to touch your asshole yet?" "*sigh* No grandpa, it's not.." "Then you STILL can't have a beer you little fucker!" The next year, the boy pleads to grandpa, "Please, please, please, grandpa, can I have a fucking beer?!?!" "Well that depends..." "YES GRANDPA, MY DICK IS LONG ENOUGH TO TOUCH MY ASSHOLE NOW!!" ........."Well then you can go fuck yourself because this is my beer ya' little prick!!"