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Here's your hilarious joke:

A mama giant is shopping A mama giant is shopping for dinner later that evening. She comes across a cathedral in the middle of mass and exclaims "Oooooh, ten percent off! Can't beat that!" She quickly stuffs the church into her bag and returns home. When she arrives, she puts the church into the fridge and yells to her son "Barny! Barny! Don't you eat any of these people, they are for dinner tonight. I counted all of them so I'll know, and if any of them are missing you'll get a paddling!" Satisfied with her stern warning, Mama giant leaves the house to attend book club. After a couple of hours, Barny starts looking for a snack, and gives in to the desire to eat one of the fresh screamers. When mama giant returns, she immediately checks the fridge and notices that the people count is off, and immediately calls for her son. "Barny, Barny! Get your behind in here mister!" Barny enters the kitchen and mama giant continues "You are in trouble, there are missing people in the fridge. How many did you have?" Barny, ever the quick thinker replies "Mom, I swear it wasn't me, I had none!"