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Speaking of Mental Hospitals (nsfw) A nurse at a mental hospital normally doesn't interact with the patients but one night decided to get to know them. She walks into Bob's hospital room and he's sitting in a chair, pretending to drive, putting his hands on an imaginary steering wheel and stick shift. "Bob, what are you doing?" she asks. "I'm late for a meeting in Chicago!" he says. She goes to the next hospital room and there's Jim sitting in a chair, with his pants down, vigorously giving his johnson the Commander One Hander. "Jim, what are you doing?" she asks. "I'm fucking Bob's wife while he's in Chicago!"

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