Here's your hilarious joke:

I was caught by police with illegal possession of drugs I was caught by police with illegal possession of drugs When then officer caught me I exclaimed that it wasn't my fault because whenever I would flush them down the toilet they would magically reappear into my pocket The police officer chuckled and said he didn't believe me So I asked if I could show him, which he allowed me to So I flush the drugs down the toilet but then the officer asks me to reach into my pocket and show him the drugs which where meant to reappear I replied with; "what drugs?"

"Elaine Rozamond" Permalink