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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man is driving along and sees a lawyer on the side of the road... ...thinking he'll do the world a favor, he jerks the wheel and runs over the lawyer as he drives by. Further down the road he sees another man along the side of the road and as he gets closer he realizes it's a priest and that he's in need of help. At this point he decides to keep his public service streak going and he pulls over and offers the priest a ride. The two continue on to where they're going when the man sees yet another lawyer on the side of the road. Almost as a reflex he jerks the wheel again to hit him on his way by and only at the last second he remembers there is priest sitting next to him and he swerves back into his lane. He's therefore horrified when he still feels a thud and looks back in his rearview mirror to see the lawyer lying beside the road. "Oh my God Father! I am so sorry! I really didn't mean to! I coulda sworn I missed him!" To which the priest replies, "Oh you did, but don't worry, I got him with my door."