Here's your hilarious joke:

Lenny is a righteous man who devotes his life to charity work ... Every week, he prays to god that he should win the lottery. "god, I don't desire much and I do your work on this earth, but I've never enjoyed the material things--a large house, fast car, steak dinners, that deep down I want to enjoy. Finally one week Lenny breaks down and says during his weekly prayer, "god, I've been your loyal servant for 50 years committing myself to your work--feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, and providing work to the poor! Please the lottery is at an all time high and I've never won so much as 100 dollars!" All of a sudden the heavens open and a booming voice echoes, LENNNY... HELP ME OUT... BUY A FUCKIN' TICKET...

"Bernice Maude" Permalink