Here's your hilarious joke:

A plane is crashing with President Trump... A plane is crashing with President Trump, an old man, a little boy and the pilot. Dont ask questions. Just accept this situation. :) The plane is nearing the ground and the group is dicussing who gets the only 3 parachutes. President Trump immediately grabs one and says (With a donald trump voice)"I am the new President. I have a lot of great plans for my country. I need a parachute." He takes one and jumps. The pilot then quickly blurts out, "I am the captain of this plane. These are my parachutes. Im taking one." He takes one and jumps. This leaves only the little boy and the old man. The old man quickly says. "You better take the las parachute. Im old and have lived my life. You can still do great things with the time.." He is interrupted by the little boy who says. "You dont have to die! We can both go. President Trump Jumped out with my backpack!"

"Chere Leoline" Permalink