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[Long] An old man lies in his death bed . . . An old man lies in his death bed. Alone in the dark, barely able to move, he waits for the end. Suddenly, he smells a familiar and most pleasant aroma: his wife's prize winning peanut butter chocolate chip cookies! With all the strength he can muster, he slowly sits up in his bed. "Why, she does love me!" he says to himself full of hope. He climbs from his bed, and slowly creeps down the stairs. Finding his wife in the kitchen, humming and taking cookies from the oven, the old man says, "you've made my day, sweetheart. It's so thoughtful of you to make my favorite cookies and bring me some comfort in my final hours. I love you." He reaches for a cookie. She slaps his hand and shouts, "don't you dare! Those are for the funeral!"