Here's your hilarious joke:

Physics oral exam in high school Teacher: 'Sit down, please. Okay, let's start. You're travelling on a train and it's really hot. What do you do?' Student 1: 'I open the window.' Teacher: 'Excellent. The train's speed is 130 km/h and is going towards the north-north east. Outside, you have a south east wind of 25 km/h. There's a gap of 25cm x 90cm at the open window, that's where the air comes in. The compartment's volume is 6,3 m3. Now, how long does it take for the air to be replaced in the compartment under these circumstances?' The student has no idea about the answer. He fails the exam. Outside of the classroom, he tells his mates about the exam. Soon, the next student is called. Teacher: 'Sit down, please. Okay, let's start. You're travelling on a train and it's really hot. What do you do?' Student 2: 'I take my jumper off.' Teacher: 'Okay, but it's boiling hot. What do you do then?' Student 2: 'I take my shirt off as well.' Teacher: 'Oh for Pete's sake, it's 39 °C with an 85% humidity rate!' Student 2: 'Then I'll take off my trousers too.' Teacher: 'But don't you see the compartment is full of homosexual rapists?!' Student 2: 'I don't care if a hundred guys rape me, I still won't open that fucking window!'

"Angil Robina" Permalink