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Here's your hilarious joke:

There once was a man named John, and he was a chronic worrier. John's friends would always hear him worrying about what would happen if his leg broke, if his car broke down, or if his house would collapse. No matter the situation, John would always find something to worry about. One day, John walks in with a smile from ear to ear. His friends are surprised at this sudden shift in attitude so they ask him about it. John explains, "Yesterday, I was reading the newspaper so I could find new things to worry about. I happened upon an advertisement that read *Will* *worry* *for* *you*-- *1000* *dollars* *a* *day*. I was ecstatic. Finally, someone else could do the worrying for me." John's friend's look at each other and finally ask, "But, John, how in the hell are you going to afford to pay so much money every day to that person?" John just smiles and says, "Don't be concerned, he'll worry about it."