Here's your hilarious joke:

The vaccine conspiracy Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him: "Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?" "No, autism is a condition that develops during pregnancy" After getting well, she met her friends and told them about her experience: "Girls, I have awful news: the conspiracy goes way higher than we've thought"

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