Here's your hilarious joke:

A Newfie, a Torontonian and a Frenchman were at the last stage of being accepted into a government spy agency. There was only one final test. The Frenchman went in first. The agent told the Frenchman, "Take this gun, go down the hall to the last room on your left and shoot your wife." Frenchman says "I cannot do this, you're mad! I love my wife!" "Well sorry sir, you are not fit for this agency." Next, the Torontonian went in and received the same instructions. He took the gun, let out a big sigh, and started walking down the hall but he had returned and admitted "I can't do this, we have two beautiful boys and I love my family". The agent said "I'm sorry sir but you are not fit for this agency". Then the Newfie went in. The agent told him what he had to do. "Not a problem ol buddy" said the Newf. The Newfie took the gun, stormed down the hall and went into the room. There were 6 shots, followed by screams and crashing noises and finally glass shattering. Surprised, the agent ran down to the room to see what the commotion was. "What the fuck happened here!?" Shouted the agent. The Newfie replied: "Some fuckin arseholes put blanks in me gun so I had to beat the bitch with a chair and throw her out the fuckin window!"

"Louisa Donia" Permalink