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Charlie came to work with two black eyes today. "What happened to you" "She hit me like she was a man. Twice." "Who?" "I was in church yesterday, with my sister and her boys. The old widow Mrs. Marshal was in front us. She was sitting in a folding chair with a cushion. When she stood for a hymn my nephews started giggling and pointing at her wedgie. I don't know what I was thinking. My hand shot out and I pulled her skirt out of her ass." "You *what* !" "She spun around and decked me square in my left eye." "You didn't hit her back did you?" "Of course I didn't. I just sat there stunned. After she turned around I...I don't know what I was thinking.." "You what?" "I tucked it back in." Edit grammar