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Motorcycle cop tags a guy doing 75 in a 40 So the Cop gives chase. The guy apparently gives no fucks about stopping and actually speeds up. This goes on for about 3 miles before the guy pulls over. The Cop approaches the rider and asks "Do you know how fast you were going back there? Guy responds "haven't a clue officer". The Cop is feeling a little generous today so he tells the guy "Tell you what, give me an excuse that I have never heard before, I will let you off; otherwise you get the ticket" Guy sits there for a few moments...then says." Well, my ex-wife ran off with a Motorcycle Cop so I naturally assumed you were bringing the Bitch back!". "Have a nice day, sir"
"Robinet Merrill" Permalink