🤪J🤪KES

Here's your hilarious joke:

A guy walks into a whorehouse... ...and sees a gorgeous, blonde whore sitting on the piano. He walks up to her and asks, "Hey doll, how much for a handjob?" She replies, "A hundred dollars." "A hundred dollars for a handjob!?" he gasps. "Why so much?" She says, "You see that car over there? It was paid for by giving the best handjobs in town!" He ponders, and accepts her offer. The next day, he returns and speaks to the same whore. "That was great yesterday, babe, but how about a blowjob now!" he says. "Sure, for $500 dollars," she says. "$500?! How come??" he exclaims. She responds, "You see that house over there? I can afford it because I give the best blowjobs in town!" He thinks about it for a minute, and accepts her offer. The next day he returns, and asks another question. "How about a little pussy from you today?" She says, "Sure, for $1000." "$1000?! There's no way anyone would pay that! Why so much??" he screams. She responds, "You see all those houses on the hill over there? If I had a pussy I would own all of those!!"