Here's your hilarious joke:

A priest asks the husband to donate according to how much his wife is worth "Is your wife understanding?" the priest asks. The husband says "yes, she is very understanding" and takes his wallet and donates $700. "Is your wife caring?" the priest asks. The husband says "yes, my wife cares about me a lot" and takes his wallet and donates $500. "Is your wife loving?" the priest asks. The husband says "yes, she loves me for who I am" and takes his wallet and donates $900. "Is your wife beautiful?" the priest asks. The husband says "no, but I love her" and takes his wallet and donates $5. The wife shortly arrives. And as she nears the altar, the priest asks the husband: "keep the change?"

"Ceil Erin" Permalink