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Here's your hilarious joke:

A business man is travelling home for the weekend late at night when his car breaks down in a rural area. He is in the middle of nowhere but spots a small farmhouse in the distance and walks there. He knocks on the door and is greeted by the farmer and explains the situation. The farmer let's him use the phone but the line is down and the farmer suggests he stays the night at the farm with him and his wife. The business reluctantly agrees and is introduced to the farmers beautiful wife. After some supper they go up to bed, it's then the farmer explains they only have one bedroom and only one bed and that they'll bunk up together, the business man wants to stay in his car but the weather outside looks terrible so he gets into bed with them. After a little while the business man manages to fall asleep despite the farmers snoring. The business man wakes with a throbbing erection and finds with farmers with his running his dick. He whispers to her that they can't they may wake the farmer. She explains nothing will wake hin if he's fast asleep and tells him to pull a hair from his ass crack to check he's sound asleep. The man does this and the farmer doesn't wake so they proceed to have the most passionate sex the business man has ever had. They go back to sleep but after a couple of hours the business man wakes again with another erection and the farmers wife teasing his todger. Again he pulls a hair from the farmers crack to check he's sound asleep and they proceed to have the most amazing sex. They go back to sleep after but before daybreak the business man is again woken by the farmers wife gently exciting his major. So the business tugs out one of the farmers arse hairs to check he's asleep. But this time the farmer wakes and turns to the business man and says "Look mister! I don't mind you shagging my wife but would you mind not using my arse as a scoreboard?!!"