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A man finally gets a job as a Wal-Mart greeter... So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, and about two hours into my first day on the job a loud, mean, and unattractive woman enters the store with her two children, yelling obscenities at them the whole way. Per my greeter instructions, I pleasantly said, "Good Morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there, are they twins?" Agitated, the women sharply fires back, "Hell no, they ain't twins. This one here's 7, and this one here's 10. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, stupid, or both?" To which I replied, "Ma'am, I am neither blind nor stupid. I just couldn't believe that someone slept with you twice." EDIT: Removed last line, per request.