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Here's your hilarious joke:

An Englishman, a Spaniard and an Portuguese man get captured by Natives (Indians). And they are offered a challenge: Go into the Forrest and pick any fruit and shove it up their behinds without making a noise, and they live, if not they die. So the Englishman goes into the Forrest and retrieves an apple. He proceeds to shove it up his rear and can help but squirm with pain. The natives kill him. Then next is the Spaniard, he goes into the Forrest and finds a grape. He shoves it up his rear but makes noises, the natives kill him. They then meet in the afterlife and start talking. * Spaniard: Why did they kill you? * Englishman: I squirmed when I shoved the apple up my behind, and you. * Spaniard: I laughed. * Englishman: Laughed?! * Spaniard: Yes. * Englishman: WHY?! * Spaniard: Because I saw the Portuguese coming with a pineapple.