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A dirty, rotten, son of a bitch goes to Heaven. A man named Mark ends up getting himself killed. However, he finds himself standing outside the gate of Heaven! Saint Peter stands before Mark and says “Welcome, Mark. We have been waiting for you.” Now, Mark is confused. He says to Saint Peter, “I got into Heaven? Really? No offense, but I was a dirty, rotten, son of a bitch.” Saint Peter smiles and says, “It is not my position to question the will of God. Are you ready to come in?” Mark continues and says, “There has to be some kind of mistake. I was a swindler. I swindled nearly every person I’ve ever met.” Saint Peter nods and says, “Again, it is not my position to question the will of God.” Mark continues and says, “I was a murderer! I’ve murdered a couple of people.” Saint Peter, getting frustrated, says, “I was told to let you in. I didn’t ask why. Not my choice in the matter.” Mark continues and says, “I was a rapist. I raped people. Are you telling me they let swindling, murdering rapists into Heaven!?” Saint Peter says to Mark, angrily, “You don’t think we already know all that? Are you coming in or not?” Mark thinks and says, “I really don’t think I deserve to be here,” to which Saint Peter responds, “Fine! You can go to Hell,” then he snaps his fingers and sends Mark straight to Hell. Mark finds himself among a crowd. Up on a craggy cliff, Satan appears, and bellows out to the terrified masses below, “Welcome, unrepentant sinners, to eternal damnation… wait a minute, is that Mark? Who the fuck let that dirty, rotten, son of a bitch in!? You ask God for ONE favor-”