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A business man finds he needs to travel with his attractive female assistant The owner of a business, Mr. Emerson, has to take a last minute cross country trip. The only problem is that he is terrified of flying. He asks his very attractive young assistant, Molly, to set up a trip for him on the train. They have to share the last stateroom. Because the trip will take so long, he asks her to come with him so he can get some work done. After saying goodbye to his wife and kids they take a cab to the train station. On the way Molly says “this will be a nice trip, I finally get to spend some personal time with you.” She flirts with him all the way through the cab ride, onto the train, and through a working dinner. Finally they get to the stateroom where Molly is looking at Mr. Emerson like something is going to happen. He goes into the bathroom, gets his pajamas on, then quickly gets into the top bunk without her. Molly is sad, but gets dressed in a sexy negligee right in front of him, and climbs into the bottom bunk. She says “Mr. Emerson, it is very cold down here, with me all alone in this big bed.” Mr. Emerson grunts. “Could you please get an extra blanket for me?” She says, hopefully. Mr. Emerson replies, “for tonight, would you like to pretend that you are Mrs. Emerson?” Excitedly Molly says: “Oh, yes, that would be so nice.” “Then get your own damn blanket!” Edit: a stinking important letter

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