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Every day Struggles!!!!! What to eat??? Man: What are we going to eat baby? Woman: I don't care anything you want!!!! Man: Burger? Woman: No, something else babe Man: Pizza, Indian, Chinese? Woman: No, something other than that. Man: Chicken wings? Woman: No, I am on a diet lets try something healthier Man: Salad.....? Woman: No, I don't want salad. Just pick a place and lets go I am hungry!!! Man: Cheese cake factory, they have good salads. Woman: No, its to fattening be a man for once and pick a place I am starving. Man: We are going to sushi. Woman: I dont want rice it makes me constipated. Man: You can get sashimi and soup. Woman: I dont want damn soup and sashimi... Give me a cigarette. Man: Lets go get Kebab? Woman: You don't understand me, I am on a diet!!! Why are you always only thinking about yourself? Before I met you I was 20 pounds lighter... Look what you did to me. YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!! Man: I am not hungry. Lets go home....... Woman: So now you are saying I am fat? Man: Yes, you are fat? Woman: How dare you say such horrific things to me, You are not getting laid for a month!!!! Man: a month? Lets go for three its been over 2 months anyways... Woman: And thats why you never get laid... Silence for 5 minutes.... Woman: So do you really think I am fat? Man: No I was joking.. Woman: No you weren't TELL ME THE TRUTH... Man: You are not fat... Woman: You are lying... Man: Fine, you are... Woman: are you serious? Man: No, lets pick a place and lets go I am hungry. Woman Fine lets go get a Burger.