Here's your hilarious joke:

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating him. So he hired a Chinese detective... the cheapest one he could find. This is his report: Most honorable Sir, You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I no see. No fee Cheng Lee

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