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Here's your hilarious joke:

Glass with Water This joke is said so many times, there must be some good variations. I want to know if you guys heard any. Standard: There is a glass of water to the halfway point. People are asked to describe the glass. Optimist: Half Full Pessimist: Half Empty Engineer: Glass is twice as big as it needs to be Example Variation: Mathematician: It depends on how the glass achieved it's current state. (Limits, anyone?)