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Here's your hilarious joke:

So a penguin's car breaks down... It's a hot blistering day. Mr. Penguin just had a hard day at work, and desperately just wanted to get home, when he notices his car is making a strange sound. *"I'd better bring this to the mechanics...this doesn't sound good."* He thinks to himself. His car breaks down about 100 yards away from the mechanic's shop. So what else is a penguin to do? He manages to push his car all the way to the shop, inch by inch. By the time he gets there, he is about to melt into a puddle on the ground, panting, sweating, barely coherent. The mechanic comes out to see the penguin and take a look at the car. "Not to worry!" The mechanic says. "We can get this fixed up for you right quick. There's an ice cream shop just across the street if you want to wait there and cool off." So the penguin waddles over to the ice cream shop, and orders an outlandishly large dish of ice cream. Now we musn't forget, penguins don't have fingers, so a spoon would be an impossibility. He however, did not let this minor setback stop him (I mean come on, he can *drive* after all), and just went apeshit on this bowl of ice cream. By the time he was done, he was thoroughly chilled, and thoroughly covered in melted ice cream. He figured enough time had passed, and he headed over to the mechanic's shop to see if his car was done. "Hey Mr. mechanic, what's the damage?" "Well Mr. Penguin, it looks like you just blew a seal."