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comes into a coffee shop... A guy comes into a coffee shop and places his order: “I want 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights” The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen & asks the cook, “This guy out there just ordered 3 flat tires & a pair of headlights. What does he think, this is an auto parts store?!” “No,” the cook says, “3 flat tires means 3 pancakes & a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up.” “Oh,” says the waitress. She thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer. The guy says “What are the beans for?” The waitress replies “I thought that, while you’re waiting for the flat tires & headlights, you might want to gas up.” Edit: screwed the title
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