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A Gummy Bear in A New School So, a gummy bear goes to a new school and being the softy that he is he's a bit fearful of being there but soon makes friends with a blue M&M who reassures him that his got nothing to be afraid of because if anything happened the M&M would be there to protect him and seeing as he, the M&M, had this really hard shell and was tough he would be up to the task. The next day while standing in a food line the Jakemans Honey and Lemon walks straight up to the Gummy Bear, smacks his food tray out of his hands and beats the crap out of him and all the while the M&M is hiding in the corner trying to look inconspicuous. After a good and solid beating the Gummy Bear drags his, now even more, squishy body over to the corner where the blue M&M was still trying to blend into the yellow cafeteria wall and asks him why he did not come to his aid heroically as he promised? The M&M replies 'Sorry kid, but he's f*ing menthol!'

"Berna Aubrey" Permalink