Here's your hilarious joke:

3 married couples ask to join a church One couple is in their 60s, another around 40, and the last are newly-weds in their late twenties. The priest says that they will have to go celibate for two weeks to prove their commitment to the church, and to check back in then. Two weeks go by and the 3 couples come back to talk with the priest, and he asks each of them in turn how the celibacy went. The older couple says, "We've been married a while and it wasn't hard to not have sex." The priest says, "Good you're in!" then he asks the middle couple. The wife says, "we made it through the two weeks, but it was hard at times to not do it." The priest says, "Good, you're in!" He then asks the recently married couple. The husband says, "We almost made it the two weeks but two days ago my wife here bent down and i just couldn't resist the temptation." "Well I'm sorry but you're not welcome in this church," the priest says. "That would make sense," The young wife said. "We aren't welcome back in the supermarket either."

"Kelli Rikki" Permalink