Here's your hilarious joke:

An Irishman walked down an alley in Belfast... A thug jumped from the shadows and pointed a gun at him. "Millie up, ya Croppy shite!" Said the thug. "I'll blast yer papist skull!" "Bite the back o' me bullocks with that Blarney." Replied the Irishman. "I'm no Catholic, ya fookin eejit." "Ha!" Said the thug. "Good craic! I tricked ya. I knew ya was a gee-bag Orangeman. Time to die, Protty!" "Stay a little, ya mingin' muppet!" Urged the Irishman. "Begorah, I'm no Protestant either!" The Irishman pulled out a Star of David pendant. "See? I'm of The Tribe. I'm a Jew. Not Catholic nor Protestant. I'm a Jew!" The thug lowered the gun. "Oh." The Irishman sighed in relief. After a moment, the thug raised the gun again and smiled. "Then I'm the luckiest Muslim in all of Ireland!"

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