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A Priest and a Nun go golfing... ...They reach the first teebox and decide the Nun shall go first. She sets up her ball and then proceeds to pray "Oh Father, we thank for this wonderful game of golf and this beautifull day that we can come together and play golf for you glory. I ask for you blessing with this drive. Father, Son and the Holy Ghost. Amen." The Priest, who is irked the Nun is taking so long takes a puff of his cigar and says. "Lets go sister, just hit the damn ball!" The Nuns does just this and executes a perfect drive down the fairway. The Priest strides up and quickly, without praying, hits his ball. His drive slices to the left and his ball disappears into the trees. "SHIT I MISSED!!" "Father?!?! You shouldnt use such vulgar language!! May the lord strike you down where you stand!!" "Yeah, yeah, whatever sister" The Nun and the Priest get into the golf cart and drive to the Nuns ball. She gets out and prays again. "Father who is in heaven, please forgive the Priest his words and bless the strike I am about to take. Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Amen." *huff "Jesus sister just hit the ball..." The Nun hits the ball and is rewarded with a perfect shot onto the green. The Priest quite upset that he is getting beaten by a Nun, grumpily goes and find his ball. With one foot ona rock and rhe other on the root of a tree, tha Priest takes his shot... and lands his ball in the lake. "SHIT I MISSED!!!!" "Father you musnt use such language!! May the Lord strike you down where you stand!!" The Priest ignores the nun and drives her to her ball. "May the lord grant me a blessing upon this stroke." Declares the Nun. She hits her ball and it, of course, goes in. The Priest, absolutley furious that HE is going to LOSE to a NUN, gkes down to the lake with a new ball. He places it down, grabs his wedge and roughly strikes the ball. His ball flys straight towards the hole, but overshoots and lands in a bunker. "SHIT I MISSED!!" Screams the Piest. "May the Lord strike you down with lighting whe-" All of a sudden clouds gather. A huge lighting bolt smashes to the ground!! Aaaaaaaaaaand... the Nun lies smoking on the ground... When heard from above a deep voice says, "SHIT I MISSED!!"