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A Texan a bitch and a heifer A Texan comes to California to visit his friend's ranch. He overhears two workers talking, standing next to a cow and a dog. The first worker looks at the cow and absentmindedly says "yup, she's one fat cow." The next man is looking at the dog and says "well, I've got one mean bitch" The Texan looks at the animals and sees a skinny, emaciated cow and a tiny, docile looking dog. The Texan walks up to the men and arrogantly says, "See, this is why Texas is better than California. That cow is not fat and that bitch is not mean, in Texas we have cows five times as fat and bitches five times as mean." The workers look at the Texan perplexed and one of them answers, "how would you know? You've never met our wives."