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Here's your hilarious joke:

A man walks into a bar... A man is traveling through town and finds himself in an old, run down bar. After asking the barman for a drink, he notices a jar full of coins sitting on the counter. "What are the coins for?" he asks. "Bit of a competition... You see, there is this mopey, old donkey out back that just wont cheer up. We have been trying for weeks and no one's had any luck! Its a dollar per attempt. Think you are up for the challenge?" He decides to try his luck, puts a dollar in the jar, and wanders out back. Moments later, the donkey's laughter can be heard throughout the bar. The man emerges from out back, takes the jar of coins, and leaves. *Two weeks later...* The man is once again heading through town and decides to stop by the bar. He notices a new jar on the counter, overflowing with coins. He inquires about the jar and the barman replies, "Ever since you left, the damn thing wont shut up! That stupid donkey has been laughing his ass off day and night, so we started a new jar. If you can get him to shut up, you can have it." Without saying a word, he gets up, goes out back, and within seconds, there is silence. The man triumphantly returns to the bar to claim his prize, but before the barman hands it over, he asks: "I have to know... how did you do it?" The man calmly replies... "Well the first time, I told him my dick was bigger than his. The second time, I showed him."