Here's your hilarious joke:

Luxembourg invades France! Luxembourg has begun it's invasion of France. After some minutes the field report comes to the general : ''We began advancing as ordered but the woodsmen kicked us out.'' Furious, the general summons his most trusted advisers: ''Send the tanks!'' he sais ''All of them? the advisers ask The general scratches his chin before committing but then he replies : ''Both of them!''

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