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3 Guys are Shipwrecked on a Deserted Island Three guys are shipwrecked on a what they think is a deserted island and as they scrounging for food are captured by a they knew it they were captured by cannibals. The cannibal chief told them that the only way they could survive from the cannibals was to pass the trial. The trial was to go into the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So they thought that was easy enough, and all three friends went their separate ways to gather fruits. The first guy came back and said " I brought ten apples." The chief told him he had to shove the fruits up his ass without any sound or be eaten. The first apple went in... but on the second one he screamed out with pain, so he was killed and went to heaven. Then the 2nd arrived and shows the cheif his ten fruits which were berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therfore he was also killed. the first guy asked the 2nd , " Why did you laugh?, you almost got away with it!" the 2nd guy replied, " I know, I couldn't help it. I was doing fine when all of a sudden the 3rd guy showed up with all those watermelons!"
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