🤪J🤪KES

Here's your hilarious joke:

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney go to eat at a fancy DC restaurant. The waitress comes to take their order, and says “What will have, Mr President? And Bush replies "How about a quickie?" At which point, the waitress slaps him and storms off in a huff. And Cheney leans over to Bush, and says: "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced ‘quiche.’”