Here's your hilarious joke:

Honey, I really like those shoes. This guy is walking down main street with his wife and his wife says, honey, I really like those shoes on display, guy grabs a brick and smashes the window and gets her the shoes. They keep walking and she sees a coat on display. Says she likes it and he grabs a brick to smash through the window and gets her the coat. They keep walking and she says, honey I really like that jewelry on display and he finally tells her. "What, you think bricks grow on trees?!"

"Jo-anne Myrilla" Permalink