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Here's your hilarious joke:

The Policeman (nsfw) Two long-time college buddies were catching up with each other at a reunion when one asks the other what he now does for a living. "Well," he began. "I'm now a professional asshole stretcher." "Really! What does that job entail?" asked the friend. "It's almost exactly like how it sounds. First I put one finger in, then two. Eventually I can fit my whole fist, and then I keep working it until I end up with a six foot asshole." "That's ridiculous!" the friend exclaimed. "What possible use is there for a six foot asshole?" The stretcher replied, "Well usually I give them a radar gun and tell them to go sit at the end of the road."