Here's your hilarious joke:

A drunk walks into the doctors office. So this drunk goes to the doctor's office and says "Doc, I had a rough one last night. Got blackout drunk, broke into the Zoo and I think I got fucked by an elephant." Doctor says, "why do you say that?" The drunk drops his pants and says, "well just look at my asshole" Doc can see it is stretched out to the size of a hub cap. Doctor says, "that's horrible. But I don't think and elephant could have done that. You see, an elephant"s penis is actually long and skinny" The drunk replies, "Yeah doc, I know. But I think he fingered me first."

"Caterina Hedvige" Permalink