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I asked my wife what she wanted for dinner. Wife - "I don't know." Me, throwing out something completely random - "How about roast canard." (french for duck) Wife - "What's a canard?" Me - "Same as a mallard." (type of duck) Wife - "What's a mallard?" Me - "Same as a drake." (male duck) Wife - "So, roast canard is a really bad dancer?" I wish I had come up with that punch line. Also, I learned all of these things watching Darkwing Duck as a child.
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