Here's your hilarious joke:

A Duck Walks Into A Bar A duck walks into a bar around lunchtime, sits down and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "Oh my God, a talking duck! What are you doing here?" The duck replies, "I'm dry-walling the building across the street. I'll be in town for a few days." The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Hey duck, I was telling someone about you last night. They're really interested in meeting with you!" "Is that so?" "There's a travelling circus in town," the bartender explained. "The ringmaster was in here last night and thought you'd be a star attraction for them!" The duck looked puzzled and says, "Why the hell would a circus need a dry-waller?"

"Viv Riki" Permalink