Here's your hilarious joke:

A woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy. The guy orders a beer, drinks it, then goes up to the roof of a ten story building and jumps off. Miraculously, he slowly flies back down to the ground. The woman, now amazed, asks, "How did you do that?" The guy replies by saying "It's this beer; it's magic." The girl then orders a beer, chugs it down, and goes up to the roof of the same ten story building. She jumps off and falls to her death. The bartender then looks at the guy and says, "Superman, you're such a dick when you're drunk."

"Freda Codi" Permalink