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Here's your hilarious joke:

A guy runs into a bar, straight up to the bartender, and yells "Quick! 10 shots of your finest vodka!" The bartender quickly prepares 10 shots and watches in amazement as the guy takes all 10, one after another, without barely breathing in between them. The guy lets out a huge sigh and puts his head down on the bar, saying "Thanks, I really needed that." The bartender says "wow, man! I've never seen somebody drink like that, holy crap!" The guy stand up and says "Yeah well you'd drink like this too if you had what I have, believe me." The bartender says "What? What is it? What do you have?" The man slaps a dime down in the table and lays down on the floor. He says "I've got ten cents to my name."