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The goat and the Trigs There once was a group of wanderers called the Trigs. One day, they came across a bridge crossing a large ravine. In the middle of the bridge was a goat. The leader of the Trigs, Hypot, decided he would go first to see what would happen. When he got half way, the goat walked up to him and kicked him off the side of the bridge and said,"You cannot cross this bridge." Then next day, the leader's right hand squire attempted to cross the bridge. But just as yesterday, the goat kicked him off the bridge when he got halfway and said,"You cannot cross this bridge." Later that day, as the Trigs were pondering how to get across, a rabbi walks up to the bridge and starts to walk across. The Trigs starts yelling and shouting at him to turn around before he gets kicked off, but the rabbi walks past the goat and reaches the other side. After he makes it across, he turns around and asks the Trigs why they were yelling. They ask the rabbi to come back across. After the Trigs explained their problem to the rabbi, the rabbi didn't believe them. To prove him wrong, the Trigs sent the second squire across the bridge. Again, the goat kicked the Trig off and said,"You cannot cross this bridge." Confused, the rabbi walks across the bridge multiple times wondering why he didn't get kicked off. On his 7th pass, the rabbi stops and asks the goat why he kicked the Trigs off the bridge and not him. The goat replied,"Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trigs."